Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I supernannyed him into submission
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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