So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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