:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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