His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
These tits shall not be calmed
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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