Whod you bang
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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