Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
