I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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