Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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