MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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