Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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