I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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