i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
These tits shall not be calmed
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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