I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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