your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
