Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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