Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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