Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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