My brain says no but my pants say off.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
whose parrot is this?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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