can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize