I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i just had sex bonerless
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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