just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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