"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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