Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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