Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
