are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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