Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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