he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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