Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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