We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Randomize
