Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So much Jack, so little girl.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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