what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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