waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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