I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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