Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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