bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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