I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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