I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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