If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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