Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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