Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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