I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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