party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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