I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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