"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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