did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Four minutes until I can fart!
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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