i think my mom watched the whole time
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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