i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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