Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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