I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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