I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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