She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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