Do vagina's smell?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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